flatballs

Lacking balls to get a girls phone number

See Julian

by Melody April 6, 2003

fireballs

a boy (usually jewish) who has red hair, lots of freckles, and red pubic hair

Oh look at that kid, he has mad fireballs.

by mperrs January 30, 2005

blue footballs

(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.

"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."

by vikesfan January 25, 2010

FootballSam

Girl who pretends to be your friend only when her best friend is mad at her. But once there friends again she treats you like you don't matter.

That girl was so FootballSam when she treated me like crap after her BFFAE and her stopped fighting.

by Yosupfool September 28, 2004

Footballs

another name for testicles, meant to be kicked by women when needed

i kicked that guy in the footballs because he was harrassing me

by Suklaa June 9, 2017

Fertallica

An overarm frisbee throw which looks as though one's arm would come out of its socket. Very useful in Ultimate for getting over defense.

Tom: Holy cow, how the heck did he throw that?
Jo: No one knows, its simply fertallica

by FrisbeeJon January 12, 2005

fortballs

When your black friend only gets horny when touching fortballs.

Also called Fortnite Sussy Bakas

Doctor, I can't have sex because I can't touch fortballs.

by TheDefinierFort September 16, 2021