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Firing Blanks

Can be referred to either as bullets which are fired from a weapon, or not having a high enough sperm count to impregnate a female.

... Or male depending on which part of the world you come from.
Soldier1 - Die you enemy people!
Soldier2 - Dude, their still alive!
Soldier1 - I'm firing blanks..

Dude1 - Aww man, me and Emma have been trying for months now.
Dude2 - You must be firing blanks man ...
by Myk29 November 24, 2009
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slam firing

when you hold down the trigger of a shotgun and pump it, the gun will fire as soon as the pump reaches the forward position. not recommended because it puts lots of stress on the gun.
A massive group of zombies was approaching, so I decided to start slam firing in order to take out more faster.
by ZTO September 26, 2006
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fairing off

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. "Fairing off" pretty much means calming down, or clearing up when it comes to weather. Used if the weather has been pretty bad recently.
"Hey, do you think the rain's gonna fair off today?"

"I think it's been pretty much fairing off over the last two days. Maybe it'll be faired off enough to have a picnic tomorrow."
by Joshua Squires July 16, 2006
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Firing Off a Few Rounds

MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007
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I'm firing my laser!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.
Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"

Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"
by The Vengeance and the Night September 15, 2015
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quiet firing

An expression used as fight back on the term 'quiet quitting'.

Term for employers who don't evaluate fairly the employee's commitment and work, leaving them in the same position/salary for years without a clear path for career growth.
I've been with this company for 5 years and they have raised my duties many times, yet I'm still fighting for a raise in salary... - Maybe you should do one up to their 'quiet firing' and look for a new workplace, John.
by Luzian August 24, 2022
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Firing the Meme Beam

Firing the meme beam is when someone is polluting the internet with an unreasonable amount of memes.
Colby keeps going on the internet and firing the meme beam, I had to unfriend him on Facebook, I can't imagine what damage he has managed to do to reddit and 4chan.

I'm gonna get baked and then go online and practice firing the meme beam.
by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin February 2, 2015
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