baby feeders

two round supple objects enjoyed by all ages that can produce warm milk when a lady friend is knocked up

If a woman presents her baby feeders feel that you are being honored and suck those moist bloating breasts dry.

by mc Cream Dream December 26, 2007

feinding

when you want something so much you will do anything to get it

I was feinding for some fries but all the fast food joints were closed so i broke in and cooked up a batch, the police arrested me but it was worth it.

by Taseko August 21, 2007

Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008

Feed the pepper

The act of briefly pouring a drink down ones pants onto their genitalia. It is done mainly with beer or other alcoholic beverages while at parties or pregames.

“Yo, Tommy! Feed the pepper, my guy!”
“Alright, but I don’t really want to spill beer down my Lulu shorts!”

by Peppgod69 October 16, 2017

fuck em and feed em fish

A saying you use when someone of higher authority tells you to do something but you don't really want to do it. Maybe you still do what they asked but you half ass do it, then say "fuck em and feed em fish.

Weston: "Hey Chad, are you gonna do your job?"
Chad: "Hell naw, fuck em and feed em fish!"

by the true definition April 10, 2015

night feeder

One who has sex after nightfall. Moreover, one who has secret liasons after nightfall to elude detection by others.

She's nothing but a nasty night feeder; her trade would rumble in the light of day.

by Michael James April 27, 2005

It was in the news feed

An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.

Sarah: "Are you creeping on me? How did you know I commented on that picture?"
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"

Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."

by Tom's Mugshot January 1, 2011