Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

distance education

when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.

person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*

by kitconnorswife69 August 28, 2022

Restoring the Meaning of Education

Restoring the Meaning of Education is a non-profit organization that wants to improve the school system all over the globe. They want to make school: fun, safe, interactive, practical, affordable, and less stressful.

They have updates from Barack Obama (the President of the United States of America).

They also have a chat room, forum, and blog.

Restoring the Meaning of Education has practical solutions.

by Hollister212 July 23, 2011

International Jendo Federation

The International Jendo Federation is the official international governing body for Filipino martial arts sports Jendo and Traditional Arnis founded in Mandaluyong City by a Mandaleño named Dr. Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya.

Jendo is an art that utilises barehanded and traditional Filpino martial arts weaponries as a means of self-defense and its official sports governing body is the International Jendo Federation.

by jma_16 August 6, 2008

educational grinding

Serious studying or homework sessions because your a straight up hussler when it comes to this Salem State shit(work)...

When Eric C isn't being a straight up mack, he's educational grinding at the library.

by Eric Connelly December 19, 2005

abstinence only education

A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.

Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman

by kmuto December 25, 2008

liberal education requirement

A class required by the higher education system. It assists no one in the completion of any type of degree. The knowledge is forgotten once the class is complete and the money you spent on it is wasted because the class benifits no one at all.

College Student 1: "Hey man what liberal education requirement class are you taking?"

College Student 2: "I'm taking a chemistry lab because when I get my accounting degree I'll have to mix chemicals....a lot."

College Student 1: "I would rather just throw the money into my toilet and flush it down then take these ridiculous classes."

by T. Tom December 18, 2007