Steven: "Yo, did you hear about the Newburgh Febreze drinker?"
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."
Perry: "Yeah bro, it drank my Febreze and escaped down my sink drain."
by d0ugd1mmad0m3 October 5, 2020

by dogeminer1000000 May 13, 2020

An unmanly dude that is poor who lives at his mother's place smells like cats and amount have money for some body spray and uses febreze to try and hook a date
by Arrowspadre December 29, 2024

When an odor is so dearly strong/odiferous it is beyond amelioration from an odor eliminating product. Also known as "Beyond Oust".
- guy walks into friend's apartment after a night of intense partying-
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze
guy 1: Jesus Christ, is that vomit in between the couch?
guy 2: No, that's salsa, the puke is over there in the sink... and over in the closet... and in-
guy 1: Dude, this crap is beyond febreze
by Fizzle1234561 December 19, 2009

being the only person in the room who isn't vaping. the flavoured odour acts an air freshener for the room, making the experience a win-win.
by Wozy June 15, 2018

When you and the boys are so fresh that you're made of purified water, alcohol, cyclodextrin, modified polydimethicone, hydrogenated castor oil, alkanolamine, citric acid, quaternary ammonium chloride, benzisothiazolinone and various fragrances that soothe both nostrils so exquisitely that Mother Nature herself would be envious of the action going on there.
Person 1: "Did you see the Febreze Boys over there?"
Mother Nature: "I don't want to talk about it."
Mother Nature: "I don't want to talk about it."
by Front Desk Sqwaad July 26, 2019

by Sam Malone September 3, 2023
