Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.
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Faunce
• faucet
• fance
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• funce
• [fancer]
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• Fauceting
• faunch
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Get the Faunlet mug.A particularly provocative dancing technique where the 'fancers' dance to show one another how they fuck.
This neologism, which can be used as both verb and noun, originated in the early twenty-first century with its first appearance in the short film "Fuck or Fight."
This neologism, which can be used as both verb and noun, originated in the early twenty-first century with its first appearance in the short film "Fuck or Fight."
Dancer: Hey man! What do you think you're doing? That's my girl!
Fancer: I'm just getting my fance on!
Dancer: You better not be talking about the technique where you dance with someone, but also try to show them how you fuck.
Fancer: That's exactly what I'm doing!
Dancer: You fance like my mother!
Fancer: I fanced with your mom last night. And I don't even practice safe-fance.
Dancer: That's a distubring message to be sending!
Fancer: It may be disturbing, but it's the only way it feels right. Ask anybody, I'm the fanciest fancer in this city!
Fancer: I'm just getting my fance on!
Dancer: You better not be talking about the technique where you dance with someone, but also try to show them how you fuck.
Fancer: That's exactly what I'm doing!
Dancer: You fance like my mother!
Fancer: I fanced with your mom last night. And I don't even practice safe-fance.
Dancer: That's a distubring message to be sending!
Fancer: It may be disturbing, but it's the only way it feels right. Ask anybody, I'm the fanciest fancer in this city!
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-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"
-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"
-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"
-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"
-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"
-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"
-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"
-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"
-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"
by xLOGICx July 14, 2007
Get the Pumping The Faucet mug.Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.
by Jeffrey James July 23, 2008
Get the faucet crotch mug.when someone is such an asshole that they get no game, and sit in the shower for hours each day and masturbates. the steady stream of jizz is thick enough to replace the water.
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