Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

faulknor

your girls last name after a couple drinks at the club, and you get caught slipping

Chris: hey jeff where's is molly
Jeff: *tear rolls down eye* she caught me talking to jane, and said she needed to grab a drink
Chris: and...
Jeff: her name is now molly faulknor
Chris: damnnnnn

by S4vage69 March 14, 2017

Faulknered

When you win the regular season in your fantasy football league but lose the championship game in the postseason tournament. You’ve been Faulknered.

Kirby, you won the fantasy football season but lost the championship game, you’ve been Faulknered!!

by Faulkner101 July 11, 2019

Faulen

One of her own kind, beautiful heart, patient with people, loves the sense of family and bringing people together, she is a lover

Faulen is such a wife

by ten007’ November 24, 2021

Faulknerism

Faulknerism, derived from Faulkner, is the idea of altering one’s public image to be mysterious and incomprehensible to those who surround the individual. Typically utilised and executed by members of the human race with high IQ.

“You see him?”
“Yeah, I don’t know much about him, he seems quite mysterious.”
“He’s a true master of Faulknerism”

by Addonis January 21, 2023

Owen Faulkner

“Owen Faulkner” AKA Spawn of Satan, is an icon of depression, run if you see him

R: Dude it’s Owen Faulkner

E: run

by EmoClickbait June 7, 2021

saca unos faucken frijoles

It means “pull out some fuckin beans” in Spanish. When saying this, you’re not asking for your friend to pull out, your demanding that (he/she) toots it out so you can do some destruction in their asshole and create a mud slide.

Saca = pull out
Unos = some

Faucken = foreigner’s way of sayin “fuckin” in English which is universal
Frijoles = beans

David: Victor!! Saca unos faucken frijoles cabron!!!!

Victor: Come on David, don’t say that man…that’s fuckin nasty.

by Tujefewei June 3, 2023