First son of Demi god Flatulus - bastard son of great Jupiter - He who wields the mighty lightning and thunder and a lesser sewage nymph Shartia. Jupiter became enamored with Shartia after spying her from his throne on Mt Olympus - reveling in filthy sexual consort of the type the other nymphs won't. Legend ascribes Shartia with introducing scat play to the mighty Jupiter.
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When you see someone heating something in a microwave at work, home or the gas station you cup your hand around your butthole and fart. With the fart trapped in your hand you open the microwave and drop your fart. Some variations have the fartballer screaming FARTBALL at the fartballed. Others live with the quiet satisfaction that only an anonymous fartball can provide.
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Get the fartball mug.Verb. 1. The intentional act of farting onto a man as a form of revenge, specifically occurring from circumstances when the female perceives the male as selfish, stuck-up or standoffish. The perception is without any prior justification, completely speculative or baseless.
Female: "So you think you're better than me?!?"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
Male: No response or "What are you talking about?..."
She proceeds to fartaliate shamelessly on the male. The male may be seated, standing, crouched, unaware, in conversation, looking away, watching TV, in line, doesn't matter.
The female, subsequently recounts the tale to her girlfriends, "That's what I do fartaliate to guys who think they're better than me"
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No one ever fell for his "pull my finger" challenges, as he was well known as the most fartacious person around.
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