fartleberry

The little balls of excrement that cling to anus hairs

I woke up after a three-day bender, went to take a dump, and found a fartleberry patch.

by Noel Ster July 29, 2003

Fatlete

A professional athlete or non professional athlete that is quite large in stature

That football player is huge but one great fatlete.

by FunMom May 20, 2011

fartlecock

the awkward moment when a gay lover finds dry turd at the tip of his penis

Eduardo was really pissed when he found a fartlecock after his night with Mark

by Woulfeman October 11, 2010

fratlete

One of those fag-ass frat boys, who live their failed athletic careers through fraternity sports. They usually weren't that good in high school, but seem to do alright in frat sports. Thus, they think they're big men on campus because they hit the game-winning home run, freethrow, etc. although they are playing against many others who are equally as bad or worse. They take away from the real hard work and dedication us REAL collegiate athletes put in.

Those fratletes probably weren't varsity in high school

by TAMU Joe October 9, 2006

Fatlethic

When your fat but athletic. A harmonious mix of words to describe that chubby athletic person.

A compliment by all accords.

Submitted by S.Bod

"Dont be judging my size. I'll out run you. Im fatlethic

by S.Bod May 18, 2017

Charley warley fartley

my little charley warley that likes to fartley

"I need to take a little charley warley fartley"

by Chacoal October 20, 2022

Fartler

Strange man-beast creatures found in the mountains, they have large bushy beards and all they say is "the fartler". They hunt and kill deer, bear, mountain lion, raccoon, Human, etc. with their bare hands. They have been known to hang the skinned bodies of their prey from sticks around their huts.

Craig look the fuck out! A Fartler is behind you! Run!!!

by Popcorn Hippopotamus October 17, 2012