farthammer

Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive

"Dan is such a farthammer"

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

farham

a lazy ass motherfucker who only studies for an exam

oy farham

by mralliesd October 7, 2016

Fareham

This small town is situated between Gosport & Porchester, be careful if you are going to this town, the amount of wild chavs in Fareham is unprecedented in human history. They feel threatened by a presence of an alpha male as well as a glance over in their direction. Fareham occasionally stinks of urine as if someone had urinated on the side of the wall of most of the buildings in the centre. Various crimes committed in Fareham are associated to Chavs trying to assert their territory & dominance.

As much as Fareham seems like a quiet town however, everywhere you turn you are also most likely to smell weed, as wannabe gangstas and chavs carry it around without a care in the world.

Ay Mate, wanna go to Fareham?
I went to Fareham to see my friend, but I got mugged by Chavs.
Guys, I encountered a flock of wild Chavs in Fareham.

by Glacier Blue. April 25, 2019

Farahamira

Girl who happy go lucky and pretty girl. She even doesn't care what people say about her. she always mistreated by another guy. she also can make your day bright with her smile. she had a warm heart. you lucky if get her.

people 1 : i always seen Farahamira happy.

people 2 : yeahh i even never seen she crying.

by melondew November 24, 2021

mme.farhamand

She's a great teacher! Really supportive and friendly, and to be honest, the most sarcastic teacher I have ever had(in a good way). She's not boring beyond belief like most teachers, she's really funny. She keeps things exciting, even though at times we do things that don't excite her that much. She roasts her students for goodness sake( in a funny way though, we think nothing of it)! She can be a bit strict at times , but that's OK. Shes really really forgiving too. She truly cares for each and every one of her students, and when he or she is upset, she does all she can to make it better. The only downside is that her history lessons are quite boring, but then again, its history. I honestly love the way she laughs, like, say Karim said something really funny, her eyes would crinkle up and shed turn really pink, its funny watching her laugh. Anyway, three cheers for Mme. Farhamand. We won the lottery with this Core teacher. 7G is the luckiest class on earth. I'm really gonna miss her.

Karim: says a bunch of hilarious garbage
Rest of 7G: Laughs hysterically
Mme.Farhamand: Trying not to laugh, but everyone can clearly see that shes turning as red as a tomato, while trying to hold it in.
Karim: Says a bunch more hilarious garbage
Rest of 7G: Keeps on laughing
Mme Farhamand: Gives up and laughs at Karim's useless but funny garbage, ( and also breathes)
Mme Farhamand: Tells Karim to keep on going, but shes being sarcastic, so she really wants Karim to stop, or else she'll give him a reflection
Karim: Stops saying garbage
Rest of 7G: Goes back to doing work
Mme Farhamand: starts laughing again for some reason.
Entire 7G: Looks at her

Mme Farhamand: Goes back to thinking of ways to slowly kill us with homework, JUST KIDDING. (or not).

by A person from 7G January 20, 2018

Dirty Farham

When a person jerks off, using the group goon rat, to rule 34 images of Goku from Dragon Balls, at their laptop set up.
This often happens with the persons dad screaming at them to stop gooning.

''Farham is so obsessed with using the goon rat''
''Yea he's doing the Dirty Farham''

by SNOTATOR January 15, 2025