Fappachino

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

Toilet Frappuccino

When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.

Tom: Did you forget to flush?

Jerry: No, I always flush!

Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?

by Hadito Ebrahimito February 24, 2010

Caramel fappaccino

its where two hot pale white girls scissor each other while a hot Latino girl flicks the bean in the corner of the room.

"Dude I watched some girls do a caramel fappaccino and it was hot AS FUCK," "Really? Bro you're so fucking lucky,"

by Dick Chirison November 4, 2018

frappuccinoish

A. Combination of frappe, cino, and -ish meaning a milkshake like drink originating in Italy with an unspecified taste.
B. Akin to tasting like the Starbucks moneymaker.

Krispy Kreme now makes some frappuccinoish beverages.

by JH.ERAU January 21, 2009

Flappuccino

The Female version of teabagging

She gave me a flappuccino last night

by Hightower691 June 18, 2022

Italian Frappuccino

Italian Frappuccino also known as Sloppeé Toppeé (Slopay Topay)
Referring to oral sex.

Could you please get me an Italian Frappuccino?

Sure bro why didn't you just say you wanted Sloppeé Toppeé
Because I didn't know you did oral sex.

by I don't know ♤♤♤ March 26, 2020

fapuccino

to have a quick masturbation session to wake oneself up

Where's jimmy? His toast is getting cold.
I think upstairs having a fapuccino

by kingbumii May 12, 2015