faps

The noise that it makes when you masturbate

Ross says: yo what you do tonight
Smith says: meh i chilled with john and will, you?
Ross says: I think I broke my number of faps in one night
Smith says: wooooow, you have no life

by GymClassCreaper May 09, 2009

fapping

the act of touching oneself, preferably on your roommates bed. can also be done at mealtimes in the bathroom if one cant wait to get back to the room

after scoring that goal, i decided to start fapping on the field with my teammates

by fapper b November 02, 2010

Fap

Fap is another word for masturbate.

Cunt: *faps while watching porn*
Mom:*walks in like a dumb fuck*
Cunt:MoM wHaT tHe FuCk iM tRyInG tO fAp!!!!

by Ju5t.an0ther.w33b August 09, 2019

fap on it

the act of fapping before making a tough/thoughtful decsision.

i'm not sure if i should text derpina
better fap on it

by X41 August 02, 2011

Fapping

To jack off, beat off, masturbate

I was fapping night to that Pamela Anderson video and jizzed all over my computer screen

by BarkingLobster March 05, 2009

fap

To masturbate (verb)
"Fap"(onomatopoeia)

When SK is bored he likes to Fap (verb) over Taurens (noun)

by Danderson92 November 24, 2007

Fap

F-Frontal A-Assualt P-Platoon BS acronym to use when people ask what it means.

Tom: I was going to fap yesterday but then my mom came in.

Jimmy: What does fap mean
Tom: Frontal Assualt Platoon idiot it's a strategy

by Fapkid March 26, 2014