falafel blumpkin

A person of jewish origin enjoying a blumpkin whilst reading reading a copy of the economist.

"Oi gavalt, last week I got this amazing falafel blumpkin from your mother"

by Urban Dictionary September 7, 2007

Falafelkrieger

Falafelkrieger is a colloquial term coined to describe an individual who embodies both honor and a sense of being lost, inspired by the legendary Spanish knight, Raul, who had a fondness for falafel. According to folklore, Raul was known for his chivalrous nature and unwavering principles, but also had a reputation for being somewhat directionless. The term Falafelkrieger is used to evoke both admiration and a touch of bemusement when referring to someone with similar qualities.

"Being a Falafelkrieger means balancing honor and uncertainty, just like our friend Raul with his love for falafel."

by MaikeruDev July 20, 2023

brazilian falafel

The afterproduct of cleansing one's anal region with a leaf (typically from a poison ivy plant).

Example 1:
"Bro, I forgot to pack toilet paper for the camping trip!"
"I guess you'll have to make a Brazilian Falafel."

Example 2:
Duncan was running for Cross Country when he needed to poop, he quickly made his way into the bushes and pooped, he wiped with a poison ivy leaf, and left the Brazilian Falafel, and he experienced a sensation of intense painful ticking.

by Butt Hurt Runner January 16, 2014

Dirty falafel

The act of doing a shit in a deep fat frier.

He was such a dick I left him a dirty falafel on my way out.

by Icongram August 10, 2018

falafel

a vegan dish with veggies and soy products.

All of the food joints had meat so i went to that place with the falafel specials.

by LeaLea June 21, 2005

falafeled

When a guy wakes up to find that the girl he was having sex with left some time ago.

Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."

Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.

That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.

by reprobate June 17, 2008

Falafel muncher

Homosexual act of sucking on a partners balls. Also a general referral of homosexuality.

Did you know that Paul is a falafel muncher? Yes, I heard Wendy ask him.

by Wolfboy69 March 16, 2009