facetagram

A social media merger. A hybrid of Facebook and Instagram. A world where features and posts are identical. It would be so boring. It’s already partly true

Please stop facetagramming your posts. Don’t send the exact same posts to Facebook and Instagram.

by Superhuile June 24, 2018

facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Herman received a facetan after going down on Amy.

by gballer February 18, 2008

Failtab

If you try to tab someone on IRC but accidentally tab the wrong person.

Fuck, I tried to tab Masteroa but I tabbed Machine instead. Failtab!

by Masteroa April 21, 2009

Failtastic

1.) A fail of such magnitude that it requires the ending "tastic"
2.) A fail that is larger than a Titanic Fail, but not quite a Catastrophic Fail
3.) A giant ass fail
4.) A fail so awesome, its almost a win.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see him slip on the skateboard and punch the kid in the throat?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that was so failtastic!
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Bro 1: Dude, did you see him get punched in the nuts by that girl?
Bro 2: Yeah! That was so failtastic I almost laughed!

by Kuh-Dawg January 6, 2010

Epic Failtacular

The most epic fail possible. This is a fail so epic that it touches the border of being a win but is still undeniably a fail.

This fail stands alone at the very top of The Fail Scale:

(Win,

Loss,

Fail,

Epic Fail,

Failtacular,

Epic Failtacular)

This is the most dramatic and epic fail of all fails.

1). Incorrect: Steve: Dude, I totally picked up a hot girl last night.
Matt: That's an epic wintacular.

Correct: Steve: Dude. I just picked up a totally hot girl last night.
Matt: That's great man.
Steve: Yeah, except for the fact that when I woke up, realized that it was actually my mother.
Matt: Dude, epic failtacular.
Steve: Yeah, I know.

2). Steve: Hey dude, I got Hannah Montana Tickets for next weekend.
Matt: EPIC FAILTACULAR.

by Wikked1 May 10, 2009

Failtacular

Adj. --A status of Fail, derived from the words "fail", and "spectacular". This is the second highest rank of Failing, next to Epic Fail, and can be used to describe:

A: A single, godly fail, though the more common term for this is a more severe "Epic Fail".

B: A string of consecutive Failures, normally to the amusement of onlookers.

"Dude, your drawing of a duck looks like a second string Patriots QB...it's so failtacular!"

"Fail, Double Fail, Multifail, Failing Spree, Failtacular."

by TheAlgorithm June 21, 2009

failtation

The act of failing at flirting

His failtation at picking up Sandy was a subject of overdue hilarity within his circle of friends.

by acxyvb August 3, 2008