Facebitching

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status

"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"

by CHF924 April 29, 2009

Facebitch

Being a bitch to someone over facebook statuses (also can be mybitch, which is a bitch over myspace)

"Dude, Ruth was being a total Facebitch today"

by Jables21 March 8, 2010

Facebooty Fail

When one hooks up for a blind date with someone on Facebook and it turns out so awkward or mismatched with the other person face to face that the next day they've gone so far as to remove the other person from their friends list & completely blocks them from viewing their profile

just woke up...I know last night was kinda awkward ... blind dates are funny like that ... we are totally chill ... we can hang I'd you like ... but as far as a physical relationship I'm sorry Chica but you aren't my type Facebooty Fail ... please take no hard feelings I still think you rock. Anyways we'll catch up later

by Twinker the Scout June 5, 2010

Faceblitz

Faceblitz describes the behavior of Facebook users who seldom log on but, when they do, comment on everyone's pics, update their entire profile and generally go nuts with the Likes for a solid hour before logging off for another five weeks. Frequently correlated to drunken Facebooking.

I see Preeta went on a Faceblitz today--I guess it's good to know she's still alive.

by MILFIA October 13, 2010

facebirthday

When the only mark or recognition of your birthday is that people leave messages on your facebook wall. Often disappointing.

Steve: Hey, did you do anything for your 23rd?
Dean: Nah man, it was a total facebirthday.
Steve: Oh, lame.

by rockzorz_boxorz December 26, 2010

facebooty

A facebook page created by guys that is meant for hooking up These assholes give techniques for getting girls and fooling around. They even post really graphic comments about what they did.

"Did you hear that John and his friends made a facebooty page?"
"Yeah, I always knew they were players"

by Jessica Axut April 2, 2008

FBlebrity

A FaceBook celebrity

All the drama surrounding me has made me a FBlebrity!

by TheOriginalQueenB May 4, 2010