When someone does something stupid and won't stop, you smack them in the face with a thick book, normally a phone book.
Random Person: *starts singing Taylor Swift*
Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*
Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"
Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*
Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"
by Speckdahl18 December 14, 2010
by playdough14 December 01, 2010
A website where fake girls can "write on each other's walls" saying how much they "LOVE" each other. In addition to this, Facebook is a place where people post random pictures and status updates that no one gives a shit about anyways. Facebook is also great for annoying teenagers that always add in on other people's wall post conversation, just so that they can maybe get some attention because they feel neglected that no one will comment on their new photo album titled "Panama City Beach with family!" or "My new bass guitar!".
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...
This great website is also a place where you can stalk anyone you want at any given time. As if Myspace wasn't enough...
(Typical teenage status update):
Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("
Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...
(Another status update):
Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!
Brad: ... does anyone care?
Karen: "OMG I HATE my life!!! Everything sucks.. :("
Thom: uhh..... why would you broadcast this facebook...
(Another status update):
Joe: YES! I just beat Modern Warfare 2 in 4 hours on Veteran!!!
Brad: ... does anyone care?
by Spazzx April 28, 2010
by guyofgisbourne December 07, 2009
Stalking made easy!
An easy way to communicate with friends and strangers depending on who you add. You can also post photos and videos.
An easy way to communicate with friends and strangers depending on who you add. You can also post photos and videos.
Dude #1-"Did you see my new sicky sicky ganar ganar pics on facebook?!"
Dude #2-"No me and my stalker were chatting."
Dude #2-"No me and my stalker were chatting."
by Juneffer June 03, 2009
by ShutMeUpx December 11, 2006
Pronunciation ; Face-Book (noun)
An online networking website where people with no lives meet up and pretend that they do have lives. A stalkers dream come true.
Can also be used to pick fights, annoy random people and impersonate naive unsuspecting souls.
Alternatively, it can also be used as an extremely lame conversation starter.
An online networking website where people with no lives meet up and pretend that they do have lives. A stalkers dream come true.
Can also be used to pick fights, annoy random people and impersonate naive unsuspecting souls.
Alternatively, it can also be used as an extremely lame conversation starter.
Bimbo #1 - Heyyyyyyyy!!! are you there on facebook ?
Guy - No. I have a life.
Pervert - Hey kid add me to facebook =) i want to be your friend
Guy - No. I have a life.
Pervert - Hey kid add me to facebook =) i want to be your friend
by Hattaf Ansari May 03, 2008