Facedowner

Someone whose Facebook updates are always dismal and depressing.

I'm really tired of reading Suzie's status updates about her rotten life. She's a real Facedowner.

by English Geek March 15, 2010

facebonding

When more than two people are sitting in the same area (typically at a table), logged onto Facebook or equivalent social network sites, but are not totally consumed with the computer. A mixture of talking and typing is heard...a combination of "Facebook" and "bonding".

Shep: What are you doing tonight? You wanna see a movie?
Grace: Can't. After dinner, I'm going to Phoenix Coffee with Catja and Elena for a little facebonding. They both got new laptops.

by citiz3n November 9, 2010

faceblind

The inability to recognize faces

I cant remember anyones name because i cant recognize their faces due to suffering from faceblindness

by lilmissgotta April 11, 2016

Gold in the Facedown Float

To die by drowning.

Mark: You hear that Joey died yesterday?
Frank: No way! How'd that happen?
Mark: He went to the pool after it closed, and won a gold in the facedown float.

by PBender August 5, 2008

Faceblocked

A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.

guy: So uh, lemme get your number?
girl: Just facebook me*

*point of subsequent wreckage

Later...
guy: Dude...
guys friend: Did you get her number?
guy: no, I got faceblocked.

by Horse the Band February 14, 2008

Facedown

When someone that became a bully later in life starts looking at the ground instead of at you (or their eyes dart around a room to look at everything but the one looking back at them, being confrontational back with them).

He stood to facedown his bullies.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021

facebowl

Bathroom lavatory.

Finda gova to da facebo.

by foster March 9, 2004