facebragging

when people post depressing statuses on facebook and want the world to feel sorry for them.

Emily- 'today was the worst day ever, im crying my eyes our right now'

Dude did you see Emily's status? She really needs to stop facebragging. No one cares.

by Linda Brooks July 8, 2009

Faceturbating

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

by chavegeek January 24, 2009

Sour-Faceburger

Ass to mouth followed by blowing your load on her face, then sitting on her face and busting ass. The leftover combination of man goo and fart is commonly referred to as love gravy.

The bitch got lippy so I had give a sour-faceburger

by Sauerkrat July 8, 2010

Facebragging

Using your facebook status updates to brag about anything and everything you can possibly think of

"OMG I'm so sick of seeing Amanda's status updates, she is constantly facebragging!!"

by idontwannatellyou February 3, 2010

Facebreak

Briefly suspending, or even closing out, your Facebook or any other social networking account.

Megan was spending too much time on Facebook, so she took a Facebreak.

by DefinED October 29, 2012

Facebrawl

Facebrawl = Facebook Brawl
A spiteful wall-to-wall conversation in facebook.

Ashley just wrote on Stephanie's wall..

Ashley: Wow, in your new pic you look like you could use some exercise.

Stephanie just wrote on Ashley's wall..

Stephanie: Yeah, and looking at your pic I understand why you did not bring any constume for halloween!

Ashley: Shaddup.. biaa*ch!

<Facebrawl continues..>

by hoosier_brat March 24, 2009

Facebragging

Verbally recapping a social network status update thread in order to share how clever your comment was or how impressed others were WITH your comment.

Tara: I posted "Obama? More like NObama!" and everyone was like, "OMG, Tara, you're a comic genius!"
Brad: Why you gotta always be Facebragging?

by bnt_enterprises March 18, 2010