Fuppet

A person who is a a fucked up muppet. A dunce, a fool, a muppet with extra ability to fuckuppet.

"Bob was a fuppet for believing his woman was innocent"

by Groovy October 21, 2003

Fumple

The act of "wrestling" with a pillow while lying in bed, generally done as an attempt to get comfortable or out of frustration when one is unable to sleep

Dude, last night I must've fumpled for an hour before I could get to sleep

by GilesFletcher August 30, 2009

fepplee

cringe based person.

no debate.

"tf is a fepplee?"

"me"

by iHateYourFatMother August 25, 2021

furple

slang for FUCKING PURPLE (caps necessary)

"My lighter isn't just purple, it's furple!"

by fireflyfreedom October 16, 2008

Fuppet

A Fuck Puppet. Very Similar To A Booty Call In Regards To A Girl That You Can Always Fuck And Have No Emotional Attachment.

Ed: So Whats Up With You And Jenna?

Nico: That Bitch Just A Fuppet, I Hit That Shit Yesterday.

by Hatchet Ryda April 26, 2008

fuppet

a stupid loser; a code word for 'jerks'

"I can't believe he did that, he's such a fuppet!"

by the fuppinator May 13, 2005

fuplevan

1.extreme miscommunication or social grievance; a bad mistake.
2 a. an undesirable situation or action. (n.)
b. Of, or relating to, a person whose character strengths are overcome by excessive flaws and failures. (adj.)

1. "i was talking to a girl and i spilled my coffee on her lap. I fuplevanned that one..."

2. "while creating examples for the word, he completely ran out of ideas for 'fuplevan'... what a fuplevan."

by Daryl McCririe December 12, 2005