fuckup-ance

When your comuppance is a fuck up.

The bad karma you receive after you fuck up something for somebody else.
This generally occurs when the other party involved wishes ill intentions on you.

Julias Caesar: "To: Brute, your fuckup-ance will come".

by Damiano DeMonte November 6, 2007

fuckup

One who is can't do anything fucking right!

jim your such a fuckup

by Daniel October 23, 2002

colossal fuckup

basically when you had fucked up but to a much great extent.

Person 1: Dude my dog shitted all over the neighbor's yard
Person 2: now that's a colossal fuckup

by KarateMachinery August 16, 2018

fuckupable

Capable of epic disaster. Not fail safe.

This sweet potato souffle recipe is fuckupable, it's too complicated.

by Hottyinahood December 5, 2009

Fucculent

adj. - used to describe someone who is very sexually desirable, by analogy with deliciously desirable food - a combination of 'fuck' and 'succulent'

Golly! That girl is giving me a diamond-cutter! She looks absotively fucculent!

by friski varis September 30, 2016

fuckup

Someone who could wreck a steel ball with a rubber mallet. A Yale educated president who can't pronounce the word "nuclear".

That guy is a fuckup. I got him out of Vietnam and now he won't even show up for National Guard duty.

by Ofay December 24, 2004

fuckup

1. Someone who has ruined thier chances in life and has caused most of their own problems.
2. Sometimes used in heated discussion as a substitute for "shutup".

1. Jon is a fuckup
2. Fuckup jon! You're starting to annoy me!

by patrick_is_so_amazing May 3, 2008