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Frankensite

1. A website with a hodge-podge of graphics, style, and pieces of other sites and design.
2. A poorly made website.
3. A website that stalls, glitches.
1: Did you "try" to check out site XYZ?

2: Oh yeah, man. An utter Frankensite!
by Wonderkat October 16, 2008
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Frankenstein building

A very tall building
Please just accept this definition, I need it for an English project

Woah the Empire State Building is a Frankenstein building
by HerbanDictionarian September 19, 2019
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Full Frankenstein

as opposed to having "a little work done" women who go ape-shit with the cosmetic work have gotten the "full Frankenstein" (ie, full monty @ cosmetic surgery)
OMG, did you see those new pictures of Heidi Montag? Bitch went full Frankenstein!
by Holly M S June 22, 2010
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Frankenstein Blunt

1. A blunt comprised of blunt roaches. Term references Shelley's Dr. Frankenstein and his monster.

2. Roaches that are saved from previously smoked blunts are rolled into a new blunt.
Desperate times call for rolling up your roaches into a Frankenstein Blunt.
by 420 allstars January 2, 2009
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frankenbitch

A very unpleasant woman who has a very uneven, mismatched ugly appearance, due to excessive cosmetic surgery procedures.
Joan Rivers has has become one scary Frankenbitch.
by Fabulous Bitch May 11, 2009
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frankenstein

The manner of walking, adopted by a person who has just shit in their pants.
Oh no. I've just shit my pants. I'm gonna' have to Frankenstein it home now.
by DcTurner October 26, 2003
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Dr. Frankenstein

A sexual maneuver which involves a bit of advanced preparation. A playlist must be prepared which includes, in the middle of it, either the Toccata and Fugue by Bach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_oIFy1mxM) or a soundtrack of a "dark and stormy night" as might be used at Halloween time. The effect should be similar to the opening credits of a gothic horror movie - e.g. Frankenstein, or Dracula.
This song should be placed well into the middle of the playlist, so that it begins during copulation. This really works in any position in which you are not flat on your back. To begin the Doctor Frankenstein, while the horror soundtrack is playing, tilt your head back and let loose your best, loudest, most evil laugh into the night sky. Your arms should be spread wide, fingers curled, claw-like, as you cackle diabolically. Your partner should have no idea what you are doing.
Bonus points if you begin screaming, "It's alive! It's aliiiiiive!"
Instant win if you can somehow record all this and post it on the internet.
"My weekend was great, thanks for asking. I finally got to pull off The Dr. Frankenstein with some chick I met in a bar."

"Things were going really well with Diane last night. We were in bed messing around, and the Toccata came, so I Dr. Frankenstein-ed her. She didn't think it was as funny as I did."

"Yah, well, I Dr. Frankenstein-ed your mom!"
by tomad February 1, 2009
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