by Flakescantbetamed February 22, 2017
Get the non-flakey friendmug. Someone who blows thing out of proportion with no accurate excuse. They just end up making the whole situation worse.
Yo that hoe chloe is so flakey she's still mad that I didn't get her fucking breakfast when her lazy ass couldn't get it herself.
by Hadenharlyn March 10, 2017
Get the Flakeymug. A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
Get the Flakey Bum-Wankmug. A flakey Jakey is a big turd that you think is in a solid piece but slowly flakes off as you birth it.
by Truffle pig December 15, 2021
Get the Flakey Jakeymug. An insanely hot and smart person often referred to as Kevin I used to really like. I thought he might be IT, but he is being flakey these days.
Kevin is a bit flakey and canceled our plans twice last week so even though he is awesome if he wont change his ways he will end up loosing me.
by Sipsirica May 4, 2018
Get the Flakeymug.