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Flank n Flog

A tactical, flankingmaneuver used by only the most skilled players in first person shooter style video games. First you flank then you flog. Game Over. Simple as that.
Holy shit man. That guy was so fucking mad when we deployed the flank n flog and killed him and his entire clan.
Flank n Flog by MrGraves86 May 23, 2019
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Flank Tank 

1. When multiple people flee from an embarrassing or shameful situation

2. A gangbang
1. After my mom saw me and my friends watching porn, we all ran a flank tank.

2. Me and a few guys ran a flank tank on that slut last night!
Flank Tank by ThatStupidDude June 25, 2018

flank two position

Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.
(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.

Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!
flank two position by CDeck January 22, 2006

flank speed 

Noun (naval terminology): the highest speed commandable of a warship under normal (peacetime) conditions, succeeding the terms "normal", "regular" or "standard" speed, and (under wartime conditions) preceded sequentially in velocity by the terms "attack speed", and finally "ramming speed".
"Upon lookout sight of the enemy ships, the consul Quintus Arrius ordered his ships to come to flank speed."
flank speed by speedog May 2, 2010

FLANK ASS 

YOU SEE THAT GIRL SHE HAD A FLANK ASS!!!!
FLANK ASS by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009

flank steak

Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. This magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.

The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus
Sean: I sold two flank steaks to that family.

Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.

Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed
flank steak by Pretzlflex January 26, 2010