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Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.
"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."
by nar1763 December 14, 2011
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flack ass hoe

Adjective; describing a person (usually a male) who incorrectly thinks he is far funnier, sexier, and worth more than his weight in gold. Bling usually includes many coin machine chains, a Wal-Mart clearance sale wrist watch.
"Man, Flip Simmons is triflin' every day tellin' people he's funny when he ain't even got no jokes yet. Sorry flack ass hoe!"
by 0rangeJu1ce August 15, 2017
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flack boggle

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Trippy flack

He shows up in nightmare. Loves to eat ice , his parents are Barbra and pab eto
Trippy flack Showa up in nightmare I had for the past year.
by Trippy flack owner123 February 10, 2020
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Cop the flack

Where you are prepared to bend over and cop a reaming even if the error or incomplete task is not related to your job or a wrong doing of yourself.
Looks like someone fucked up to make it urgent, I'll cop the flack again for this one!
by Dirk Rictor November 22, 2016
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flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late]

The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
by RobinR99 July 29, 2005
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The Flack

The Flack are a band which consist of 4 well hung, Sun kissed lads from the ghetto of Deal in Kent. 2 of their members have the henchest heads in Kent whilst the other two have the henchest arms within their own households providing that they don't have visitors at the time.
guy 1. who was that band with the heads and arms last night?

guy 2. that'll be The Flack.
by Flackman January 7, 2012
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