FAF

1. FAT ASS FINGERS: a name given to one because of their hilariously oversized, sausage-like fingers

2. Acting in a way that just fucks up the situation.
Extremely popular in the Buffalo suburbs.
Fafs are often seen in pictures giving the shocker.
Note: despite the fingers, fafs still manage to get laid.

"Dude, get your fafs out of my drink"

As the faf drives by a hot girls house, he points out the window with the fafs yelling, 'yo, is that her house' As this happens the girl walks outside thus embarrassing everyone in the car. He has committed a faf, or we say he faf'd it up.

Also common is the faf of the night. This occurs when one drops a beer, soils themself, gets their fake id taken or any other fuck up.

by lockport April 6, 2005

FAF

When you say someone/something is 'Fit As Fuck'

*Can sometimes be mistaken by Fat As Fuck, Beware!*

#1: "Hes FAF!"
#2: "Yeh He's FAF, And I don't mean Fit."
#1: "Hahaha! Yeh Innit."

by Roo777 August 16, 2006

FAF

Funny as fuck.

That comedian is funny as fuck.

by Kristian Hicks June 16, 2004

faf

this word means "funny as fuck", a new common word people use instead of "lol". -Jonathan made it up =)

"Omfg, that was faf yesterday!!"

by Marissa Marie December 9, 2008

FAF

FAF,the act of using an internet chat forum

After a brief moment of clarity one night on the Channel 4 Big Brother Forum (a rare phenomenon indeed) some one said we are ADDICTED to this forum...we are forum addicts.... FORUM ADDICTS FOREVER.......and so FAF was born and dedicated to the hardy folk of foruming.

FAFfer-forum user
Multi FAFfing-using more than one forum simultaneously.

by Beware of the loons May 19, 2006

faf

Someone who messes around doing a lot of activity and takes a long time to get job done

Instead of fafing around, I'll get an expert to fix it

by Julian May 8, 2003

FAF

Fine as Fuck: A name given to either female or male to describe an individual who is extremely good looking; hot to the highest power.

Bob: "Daaaamn! See that chick over there?"
Bill: "Hellllz yes! She's FAF!"

by Miss Libby May 1, 2008