Hey Bob, you finally recieve your welfare check?
Yes and I already spent it on some booze.
That is most excellent!
Yes and I already spent it on some booze.
That is most excellent!
by Xazer January 22, 2004
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Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles
Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.
Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.
Enjoy!
Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles
Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.
Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.
Enjoy!
I’ll be god damned if I don’t eat a mother fucking Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich every time I watch Bill and Ted!
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I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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"That blumpkin was exquellent, Dear."
*villain turns to minion* "...exquellent, Maurice. Exquellent."
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The opposite of a J.A.P.
The opposite of a J.A.P.
Person A: Damn Bro, look at Mami over there!
Person B: Nah, she aint my type.
Person A: Whatchu mean fool?
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Person A: Whatchu mean fool?
Person B: You know I don't settle for anything less than Jewish Excellence
by SloppTopp March 1, 2019
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See also: "Robust", "Challenging", and "Long-standing".
See also: "Robust", "Challenging", and "Long-standing".
"As the principal, I will insure a quality and excellence education for the students."
"Our dedication to educational excellence has never been more resolute."
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"Our dedication to educational excellence has never been more resolute."
"We are an incredible building with a strong, rich tradition of excellence... and uh... we have a very strong teaching staff."
by Average Idiot February 8, 2021
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