when you tape 2 fifths of Grain Everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.
Steve: Yo! What happen to Dave? I heard he was attempting Edward Everclear Hands Tonight!?
Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...
Steve: Was he done?!!!
Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.
Mark: Oh yeah, he drove himself to get some bitches...
Steve: Was he done?!!!
Mark: He was half way done when he decided he needed some action.
by Edward Everclear Hands March 30, 2009
Get the edward everclear hands mug.First off, Everlast isn't a group. It's one person, Everlast aka Erik Schrody, Mr. White, Whitey Ford, etc.
Anyone who says Ev can't rap is simply a knucklehead. Everlast's been rapping since way before Eminem even came to public eye. He used to lead House of Pain, a group in which he flexed some serious mic skill. He did some solo stuff, blues/rock whatever, which was still good, but his rap is truly badass. He now is in the group La Coka Nostra, hip hops saving grace.
He is also the rapper responsible for making Fidel Castro hats and keffiyehs (that scarf he wears) remain stylish.
Anyone who says Ev can't rap is simply a knucklehead. Everlast's been rapping since way before Eminem even came to public eye. He used to lead House of Pain, a group in which he flexed some serious mic skill. He did some solo stuff, blues/rock whatever, which was still good, but his rap is truly badass. He now is in the group La Coka Nostra, hip hops saving grace.
He is also the rapper responsible for making Fidel Castro hats and keffiyehs (that scarf he wears) remain stylish.
Eminem dissed Everlast? WOW! EMINEM DISSED EVERYONE! Who gives a fuck? Ev was spittin' before Em even picked up a mic.
Everlast is a good looking man, when it comes to giving pleasure, he's every woman's treasure.
"Fed Up" by House of Pain is a true testament to Everlast's mic skill
Everlast is a muslim, and has won a grammy.
Everlast is a good looking man, when it comes to giving pleasure, he's every woman's treasure.
"Fed Up" by House of Pain is a true testament to Everlast's mic skill
Everlast is a muslim, and has won a grammy.
by zantaf August 10, 2007
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A drink that is 95% ABV (190 proof)
Common side effects include but are not limited to: loss of balance, stuttering, slurred speech, unfocused sight, violently low judgement, high heart rate, tripping, paranoia, and death.
Common side effects include but are not limited to: loss of balance, stuttering, slurred speech, unfocused sight, violently low judgement, high heart rate, tripping, paranoia, and death.
Eddy: Dude! Last night after you passed out you got up, undid your pants, attacked everyone in the room, sat on Jerit's head, and beat Travis! We had to hold you down and put you back on the couch!
Me: Really? I don't remember any of that shit! And when I passed out you, Jerit, and Damien were gone!
Travis: Dude, we're serious. And you wouldn't talk you just grunted.
Kaleb: Holy shit. Last time I drink Everclear. O_O
Me: Really? I don't remember any of that shit! And when I passed out you, Jerit, and Damien were gone!
Travis: Dude, we're serious. And you wouldn't talk you just grunted.
Kaleb: Holy shit. Last time I drink Everclear. O_O
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Get the willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler mug.There are two kinds. 151 proof, and 190 proof. It is illegal in some states. It can be used as an antiseptic because of it's high alcoholic content and is the best cleaner for the restoration of tabacco smoking pipes. It is a neutral grain spirit. It should NEVER be consumed straight.
Bob: Dude. What happened last night? (after waking up with a massive headache.)
Fred: You had the brilliant idea of drinking Everclear straight from the bottle last night and now you're paying for it...
Fred: You had the brilliant idea of drinking Everclear straight from the bottle last night and now you're paying for it...
by peacetea1 August 31, 2010
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Friend: You had a cup of straight everclear and you had your pants down on your waist, we could see your ass, you destroyed our toilet, and we had to hold you up while you walked so you wouldn't fall down!
Me: Damn.
Friend: You had a cup of straight everclear and you had your pants down on your waist, we could see your ass, you destroyed our toilet, and we had to hold you up while you walked so you wouldn't fall down!
Me: Damn.
by dudeinthe512 December 27, 2009
Get the everclear mug.A fantastic, fantastic book by Natalie Babbitt. Not a children's book if your association with children's books includes pictures, but a book with some cool concepts that middle schoolers or elementry school kids can really understand. It's about a family who drank from a hidden spring, and it caused them to live forever, without aging (though when they drank from it they had no idea it wasn't just an ordinay spring.) It probably sounds like a stupid, simple book, but it's great to get discussions going (or just make people think) about if you would really WANT to live forever, if given the opportunity. Especially these days when we're not sure what the future of the planet is, would you really want to be committed to living forever, no matter what? FOREVER?
Miss Alabama in 1994, when asked if she would want to live forever if it were possible: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
Tuck Everlasting was also a movie, but I did not see it, so I cannot comment on it.
Tuck Everlasting was also a movie, but I did not see it, so I cannot comment on it.
by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005
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