showertime epiphany

An epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. This could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.

Mike's been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they're very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad... but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!

by xAnnabel December 14, 2009

epiphany

In which Kim Seokjin, the god and president of South Korea showed the world his talent and promptly ended all haters.

Bighit: Jintro
Armys: dasdjauioHALKLSdhalsDHASDHASHDASGHDDKAJSGHHCFHADFHKJDHKLLCJASKLDHALSDHLdh;sjdaklsdlash WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE EVR LIVINF FUCK LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES DOWN MY DAMN FCUKIN THROAT KIMS SEOKJIN I'M YOUR FUCKIN SLUT
Yup.

Therefore, epiphany is a masterpiece

by andresuckskimseokjinsdick August 9, 2018

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

Epiphone

A company that is owned by gibson. Epiphone sells the same guitars as gibson but its cheaper. So if want a guitar that is made by gibson but is too expensive get the epiphone its cheaper.

Epiphone has better prices than gibson.

by BL1NX August 6, 2007

epiphany

a smart-sounding word for realizing you've been practically retarded for quite some time.

I wonder if a retard could have an epiphany. Maybe that's mean...

by Flamingo Art April 10, 2010

epiphellatio

When someone is astounded by an inconspicuously profound statement, fact, or idea. When you blow someone's mind. See also: auto-epiphellatio.

My friend had an epiphellatio when I told him toothpaste can be used to remove stains from headlights, carpets, and leather.

My roommate wanted to know a way to easily make a grilled cheese sandwich. When I told him he could just turn the toaster sideways, he had an epiphellatio.

by reallifecartoon September 25, 2015

Epiphanut

The act of undergoing an epiphany following busting a nut.

"Bro I had an epiphanut last night"
"What was it"
"If the earth is round, is ball really life?"

by 0bviou$ly December 10, 2017