Definitions by reallifecartoon
epiphellatio
When someone is astounded by an inconspicuously profound statement, fact, or idea. When you blow someone's mind. See also: auto-epiphellatio.
My friend had an epiphellatio when I told him toothpaste can be used to remove stains from headlights, carpets, and leather.
My roommate wanted to know a way to easily make a grilled cheese sandwich. When I told him he could just turn the toaster sideways, he had an epiphellatio.
My roommate wanted to know a way to easily make a grilled cheese sandwich. When I told him he could just turn the toaster sideways, he had an epiphellatio.
epiphellatio by reallifecartoon September 25, 2015
auto-epiphellatio
I performed auto-epiphellatio when I figured out I could make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways.
When I came up with the word epiphellatio today, I had an auto-epiphellatio.
When I came up with the word epiphellatio today, I had an auto-epiphellatio.
auto-epiphellatio by reallifecartoon August 17, 2015
yesbang
My friend asked me if I thought Jennifer Lawrence was hot, I yesbanged so hard that I hurt my neck.
I read a review that Five Guys had the best burgers in town and I began yesbanging because those are the best fucking burgers I've ever had.
I read a review that Five Guys had the best burgers in town and I began yesbanging because those are the best fucking burgers I've ever had.
yesbang by reallifecartoon August 16, 2015