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Epiphone 

A subsidiary company of Gibson. Makes versions of Gibson guitars that are more modestly priced, but are nevertheless good guitars.
Epiphone: "the poor man's Gibson"
Epiphone by G400owner March 26, 2011
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epiphone 

The Epiphone guitar company was headed by Epimanondas Stathopoulo the the early 1900's. Later on, the parent company of Gibson guitars bought Epiphone. Now, Epiphone makes affordable (but strong) guitars based around the Gibson guitar lineup, as well as having a few of their own models.
Epiphone - The Mark of a Great Guitarist
epiphone by blah1234 January 2, 2006

Epiphone 

A company that is owned by gibson. Epiphone sells the same guitars as gibson but its cheaper. So if want a guitar that is made by gibson but is too expensive get the epiphone its cheaper.
Epiphone has better prices than gibson.
Epiphone by BL1NX August 6, 2007

Epiphone 

a korean imitation guitar.

a prop that you'll see guys like Slash hold in an advertisement but never within 800 feet of him on stage.

a suitable instrument for guys taking a break from the clarinet.
"oh my shit, i thought you told me good charlotte was good..?..?"

"shut up dude, they are like the best band since like, smashing pumpkins or ah-ha"

"the fuck they are, the guitar tone sounds like a korean whore shitting out a miniature chainsaw.... not to mention, they're all playing goofy things that have les paul or sg bodies but silly little head-stocks that are meant to look like flattened out gay penises."

"those are epiphones and they rock way super hard"
Epiphone by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008

Epiphony 

When you make an often-times vague or clichéd client that seems deep on the outside, but offers little intellectual or philosophical use. A portmanteau on the words "phony" and "epiphany."
Jake totally had an epiphony linking consciousness and reality, but he then realized it works only in limited situations.
Epiphony by Quantumspy January 7, 2017

epiphanetically 

Adj: during, or immediately following, an epiphany
Its not too late to realize, even epiphanetically, your mistakes.

epiphony 

Variation on "epiphany." A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something as a result of listening to a particular song. Often, the more obsure the lyrics or music is, the deeper the resulting epiphonistic experience.
"Dude, I had a total epiphony about my relationship with Riama after listening to that Radiohead song."

**alternatively**

"The Broun Fellini's show was a really amazing epiphonistic experience. I'm a changed person after hearing Black Edgar on the saxophone."
epiphony by motogirlsf January 30, 2005
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