The Epiphone guitar company was headed by Epimanondas Stathopoulo the the early 1900's. Later on, the parent company of Gibson guitars bought Epiphone. Now, Epiphone makes affordable (but strong) guitars based around the Gibson guitar lineup, as well as having a few of their own models.
A company that is owned by gibson. Epiphone sells the same guitars as gibson but its cheaper. So if want a guitar that is made by gibson but is too expensive get the epiphone its cheaper.
a prop that you'll see guys like Slash hold in an advertisement but never within 800 feet of him on stage.
a suitable instrument for guys taking a break from the clarinet.
"oh my shit, i thought you told me good charlotte was good..?..?"
"shut up dude, they are like the best band since like, smashing pumpkins or ah-ha"
"the fuck they are, the guitar tone sounds like a korean whore shitting out a miniature chainsaw.... not to mention, they're all playing goofy things that have les paul or sg bodies but silly little head-stocks that are meant to look like flattened out gay penises."
"those are epiphones and they rock way super hard"
When you make an often-times vague or clichéd client that seems deep on the outside, but offers little intellectual or philosophical use. A portmanteau on the words "phony" and "epiphany."
Jake totally had an epiphony linkingconsciousness and reality, but he then realized it works only in limited situations.
Variation on "epiphany." A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of something as a result of listening to a particular song. Often, the more obsure the lyrics or music is, the deeper the resulting epiphonistic experience.
"Dude, I had a total epiphony about my relationship with Riama after listening to that Radiohead song."
**alternatively**
"The Broun Fellini's show was a really amazing epiphonistic experience. I'm a changed person after hearing BlackEdgar on the saxophone."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*