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Epileptic-Rodeo

When fornicating with an epileptic person and they begin to have a seizure. One then holds on for dear life and a world record.
As soon as the man noticed the clapping sounds turning on and off the lights, he knew he was in for an Epileptic-Rodeo.
by Andy in Vegas February 19, 2008
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epilepticlicking

Epilepticlicking. v.intr.
The action resulting from a slow network or internet connection causing an impatient user to begin rapidly clicking the same button/link over and over expecting it to hurry the server along.

Epilepticlick n. One of a series of repeated clicks in an effort to spur a computer to a quicker response; Also used when pressing elevator buttons.

Epliepticlicker n. One who epilepticlicks.
Dude, stop epilepticlicking all over the place! Give the server a chance to respond!

Do you really think that epilecticlick will get the elevator here any sooner?

Linda has no patience when it comes to surfing the web. She’s a huge epilepticlicker.
by Digital Sewage October 1, 2013
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Epicaleptic

When something is so fuckin sweet it sends you into an instant seizure of epic proportions.
That new urbangrower kush is making me have an EPICALEPTIC SEIZURE!

Tonight im droping LSD, MDMA, and smoking DMT. Its going to be epicaleptic.
by owoolcox January 5, 2014
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epileptic seizure

Refers to a insanely-demented "wild-overreaction" exercise by government/police officials who crazily stampede though a certain area and wrongfully/needlessly confiscate items from the general public.
Ever since the IRS was founded "way back when", U.S. citizens have felt like Uncle Sam launches an epileptic seizure each April.
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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epikleptic fit

Sarcastic term for when someone with "sticky fingers" embarks on a wildly-rampaging "seizure" of other people's stuff.
When authorities searched a dwelling that was jam-packed with stolen merchandise, the lead investigator eyeball-rollingly remarked to his companions that the place looked like the proceeds of an epikleptic fit.
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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epiclectic mix

An assortment so diverse and radically-eccentric that one actually risks a seizure from trying to take it all in.
From what I've heard, Woodstock was an epiclectic mix of counterculture and entertainment such as had never been seen before nor has ever been seen since... zheeesh, I wish I could have been there to experience it for myself!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
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Epileptic moltov

When you cum into a girl's mouth, whilst simultaneously playing flashing images and tickeling her feet, creating doubt if she is having a seizure or not
Hey bro I'm tryna get with this girl and she's epileptic any ideas?

Yeah give her an epileptic moltov make her feel the pain she won't remember half of it after

Good Idea maybe it would be like a vibrator
by Smegjuices December 22, 2020
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