Little Brown Envelope

A bribe.

He tucked a little brown envelope into the guys top pocket.

by andTing August 22, 2010

spongebob eyelashes

when girls put on mascara that causes their eyelashes to clump together and essentially create three giant eyelashes which is quite reminiscent of spongebob squarepants' eyelashes.

the one with the giant spongebob eyelashes!

by holymoleydood November 25, 2010

Stuffing the Envelope

The sexual manuveur to take one's cock and balls and put or stuff them both into the woman's vagina.

Man, the new bitch at the office is so loose I ended up stuffing the envelope last night.

by Yerby August 17, 2006

eyelash sex

This is what happens on the outside corner of your eyes where your eyelashes on top and bottom interweave with one another causing you to constantly use your finger as birth control and seperate them.

I kept feeling like something was in my eyes but then I realized I was only suffering from a bout of eyelash sex.

by Free Tan February 4, 2009

Eyelashes

Short curved hairs arranged along the upper and lower eyelids. Their function is to protect the eyes.
A woman may flutter her eyelashes as a sexual signal. Short eyelashes can be thickened or extended with false eyelashes or given greater definition with mascara. Eyelashes can be curled with special eyelash tongs or by using a specialised mascara.

She fluttered her long eyelashes seductively. He was helpless.

by O'Flagherty March 8, 2007

emyell

Typing an email in a manner that expresses that the writer is yelling, often to emphasize importance. Emyelling can sometimes be unintentional.

Ee-myell

Dear employees,

PLEASE FILL OUT YOUR TPS REPORTS BY EOB OR YOU WILL RECEIVE AN INFRACTION. SORRY FOR EMYELLING.

Thanks!

by GenocideOfNoobs January 3, 2017

My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...

"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"

by NASTYBASH May 18, 2010