empressov

The empress of vaseline and all its glorified and storied uses. Also an impressively snarky bitch.

Empressov prepares to slather on the lubricant which shall ensure full coverage of all appendages.

by xoxoj February 21, 2009

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Empressionistic

The defined face of a puppet

You wipe that look off your face you puppet you’re being very empressionistic

by Bass Jackson November 10, 2020

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EmpressC Ricefeet

When your man isn’t acting right and won’t run your feet so you cooking up some rice and use your toes to stir in the butter.

C didn’t appreciate that her man didn’t rub her pedicured feet. That night she cooked him some EmpressC ricefeet.

by Rennystar April 23, 2021

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empris

A really smart guy he can always know how to cheer someone up!

Isnt that empris so smart?

by JennaSimp June 15, 2021

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From the land of St. Benedicts an empress arises to befriend the vice Cockroach annoy every Batery. Empress roaches are very territorial they usually have 1 mate who they cheat on usually, they also are usually out in the wild accompanied by a (fake) friend who defines Batery as a gaybo. An Empress of Cockroach usually followed by a pushover called a sidekick cockroach.

vice cockroach: don't tell anyone my secret

Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*

sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!

by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021

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