Skip to main content

Elongated Musket

A man-child who throws a hissy fit when people don't agree with him or do things his way. Examples of such behaviour include: randomly calling heroes pedophiles on twitter, firing people who know crap tons better than his pea-brain, and lying about funding secured. Ironically only wants to screw girls who are half his own age.
Ay man, you heard what that Tesla CEO did today?
Nah, what did that bloody Elongated Musket do this time?
by thelegendofsql September 1, 2018
mugGet the Elongated Musket mug.

elongated, fat penis

Alan Lam's head.
He has an elongated, fat penis for a head.
by JOKa August 12, 2003
mugGet the elongated, fat penis mug.

elongated sausage

Man, that is an absolutely elongated sausage.
by chemking May 11, 2020
mugGet the elongated sausage mug.

elongated nigga(s)

Elongated nigga is an expression with many emotions. You can use this when you're felling excitement or trying to act cool and add a little spice to your comment. *This expression is not intended to be used in racist way to offend people with a different skin color than you *. Mainly you want to use this to get out of an uncomfortable conversation by confusing your friends so much that they stop.
1No way! you elongated nigga(s). *situation when you feel offended and you want to change the subject by saying something silly*
2 elongated nigga. * you can simply type this to confuse anybody in a matter of seconds with no explanation*
by Fil iba great January 27, 2021
mugGet the elongated nigga(s) mug.

Elongated Muskrat

I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(
by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY June 3, 2022
mugGet the Elongated Muskrat mug.

elongated

ANYTHING SHOSHANA WANTS IT TO BE!! mwahhaaa....
"the air is elongated"
"the idea was elongated"
"his dick was elongated"
by shana May 24, 2003
mugGet the elongated mug.

elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.
She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...
by nockcose September 17, 2016
mugGet the elongated piss flap mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email