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Left-wing reporter for Newsweek
Eleanor Clit is actually smarter than your average lib.
by andy1 June 15, 2007
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Eleanor

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Eleanor's are complex characters, they portray a charismatic, socially confident and often intimidating façade, however this is simply a front and just one of their many sides. Eleanor's are charismatic but not necessarily sociable, as they enjoy time alone, as though they are compatible with many other types, few people understand an Eleanor's complex nature. Eleanor's are loved and friends with all kinds of people but possess few close friends as they find it hard to trust people, as people have hurt them in the past (so also be aware of her physical space due to her trust issues) But once you are a close friend of an Eleanor you have pretty much won the lottery as theyre the most honest, sincere, loyal, caring, and supportive friends you could ever meet. Due to the loyalty generated by an Eleanor's friends it is highly advised NOT to piss her off, as if you do her wrong once, you will have a whole army of her loyal minions to deal with. Also she is prone to anger and aggression and though she controls this well, one should not push her buttons. Many fear her, many love her, many admire her and many wish to her know her.

To be compatible with an Eleanor you must be loyal, understanding, patient, caring, loving, tolerant and persistent. Eleanor's rarely have a type appearance-wise but are incredibly influenced by ones personality; if you have the same odd humour and the thing that makes you a little bit different from the rest of the guys then you are a definite candidate.
guy: how do I get on that girl Eleanor?
me: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH...there is just no way
guy: what, why?
me: dude, she's too complex for you, and she will never trust you and...
guy: well I just wont give up
me: mmm yeah good luck buddy.
by brad0777777777 August 30, 2012
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Eleanor Anderson

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Probably the most coolest chick you'll ever meet.
Person 1: "I finally met Eleanor Anderson!"
Person 2: "How amazing is she?"
Person 1: "Very."
by Elley-a November 11, 2010
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eleanor jones

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Country bumpkin turned city girl. People person with a passion for all things digital and wired haired Daschunds.
did you pree eleanor jones in the shoobz on Friday? She is a real Country bumpkin turned city girl.
by dreamcream January 7, 2016
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Eleanore

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Sexiest hoe alive, she is drop dead gorgeous and gets all the boys on their knees!

If ya call and Eleanore, Ella she will come beat your ass.

She is all for one night stands and is hella thicc!
Boy1: ‘yo do you see that thicc ass
Boy2: ‘Dude that booty belongs to Eleanore’
Boy1: ‘The fine hoe in our grade?’
Boy2: ‘you bet
by XxBrokenGirlxX June 13, 2020
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eleanor

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Eleanor's are the most amazing people you will ever meet. They are usually tall, consist of dark and distinctive features, a Gemini, quite self- concious. They will be the best friend you can ever dream of; sarcastic, funny jokes, keep all your secrets and help you in the toughest times. They seem to get extremely jealous and due to there lack of self esteem- they seem to be slow in every aspect of life but catch up in the end and prove them all wrong. You may think there are two types of eleanor's; ones are sluts and the others are quite shy and innocent. However the eleanor's that seem to be shy are just hiding there inner self of becoming a slut.
A woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone. She is a woman who I will never really get to know.
wow did you see that girl last night? she was too beautiful to be anything but an Eleanor..
by silence123 April 22, 2011
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Eleanor

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The name of a girl who may be a little on the strange side but a friend for life. She is faithful, dedicated and loves to be the centre of attention. Despite making mistakes, she know that her loved ones will accept her no matter what :-)
That girl, she's a total Eleanor
by lealmm December 4, 2013
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