1. another term for doing a girl anal
2. usually bending a girl over a pool table, while doing anal sex
2. usually bending a girl over a pool table, while doing anal sex
1. incase you guys were wondering, yeh i'd eight-ball her.
2. We started playin this innocent game of pool, and before i knew it, i eight ball her ass
2. We started playin this innocent game of pool, and before i knew it, i eight ball her ass
by $d-m$ April 03, 2009

In a bad situation, in a losing position.
The phrase comes from pool (or billiards). When the cue (white) ball is behind the eight (black) ball, a player usually has no shot.
The phrase comes from pool (or billiards). When the cue (white) ball is behind the eight (black) ball, a player usually has no shot.
I'm really behind the eight ball at work. I have too much work to do but we can't afford to hire anyone to help out.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

The act of positioning ones self and exposing ones genitals to distract an opposing player that is engaged in shooting the eight ball in a game of bar pool.
Egan: Hey did you win that game?
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!
by Wheels45 July 09, 2017

Having accepted two different invitations to dinner Saturday night, Clare found herself behind the eight ball.
by epm December 07, 2003

Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend
Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
by Atlec January 20, 2006

A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".
Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?
by ChasingFire July 02, 2019
