engery

Something valued highly and supposedly emitted by sensitive, introverted empaths.

Make yourself known if you want me to put out my engery, and be present in your life.

by SinForTheWin July 4, 2018

Dead Egger

A person, typically female, who consciously decides to not have children, who as they grow closer to middle age becomes increasingly bitter, angry and misanthropic towards all signs of affection, especially public displays. Absolutely hates children, hates marriage and hates people in loving happy relationships. Not all Wine Aunts will become Dead Eggers but all Dead Eggers were once Wine Aunts.

"Hey, my girl and I were out and she started kissing me and then this Dead Egger started tripping. Started yelling at us about making out in public. Crazy motherfucking Dead Eggers, man"

by HeavyHebrew December 20, 2019

ham and egger

An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.

1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."

by Kent james March 2, 2010

Eggert

To obverly exaggerate a story or to "one up" others whe ntelling storys

Person 1:"I went to the police academy after high school"

Person 2:" I was a Bounty Hunter after high school and back at Tinker i captured like 500 Fugitives"
Person 1: why you gotta "Eggert" Me Man

by VOTT December 8, 2009

Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.

That is such an eggert moment

by Eggsert July 27, 2022

Eggerdly

To act like an trans egg or someone who doesn’t know they are trans

Jack (Egg): I like shouldn't wear this but it looks so cute
Ally: you always are so eggerdly when you hang out with use, Something you want to tell us?

by JohnCalledYouJames August 3, 2023

Jax Dahlia Eggers

A weird creature who will simp over you and love you too the end, but also flirt with everyone around them.

Rosa hates Jax Dahlia Eggers so much

by Jaxass December 27, 2020