Dorris-Eaton

hell

the school/hell dorris-eaton ruins lives

by I_am_the_first_Tequila March 24, 2025

Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

Eatoned

To be rejected by a group or collection of people simultaneously

Trent bought a caprice so we Eatoned him clean out of the group

by SlowGL July 4, 2023

Eaton

The same as “eaten” just more cockney

“Oi mate what you Eaton today?”

by JustinBocus01 March 29, 2021

Michael eaton

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”

I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy

by Wacky bozo January 28, 2022

The Long eaton school

A once great school in Long eaton that has gone downhill over the past few years. it's one of the schools on the worst 100 schools list that had arose a while back.

Person 1: What school you at?
Person 2: The Long Eaton School m8
Person 1: That chavy place? nah m8, errywhere around it is much betta

by Yeet666ImGoingToHell August 26, 2018

Eaton

A kind hearted, short tempered,young man.hes loving but his temparature gets him in trouble. He's over protective and hates the fake. Trust him with you life, he will fight

Eaton is crazy.

by Steel hands May 14, 2018