Andre Eaton

A KING OF KINGS. ONE KIND NEVER DUPLICATED ALWAYS IMITATED. MAN IF GREAT VALUE AND WORTHINESS. PROTECTED AND WATCHED OVER BY GOD. APPOINTED TO CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER AND TO BUILD A NEW DYNASTY. AT ALL COSTS.

Andre Eaton is Definitely A Man WE WILL BE HEARING ABOUT IN THE FUTURE.

by HIGHESTPOWER November 23, 2021

V.R. Eaton High School

V.R. Eaton high school is full of rich ass hill billy racists who say the n-word too often and kids who are too privileged for their own good. Many vape in the stalls during their break with their headass mango juul pods. Only ten percent of the those attending are fine, the rest are fugly mofos. This high school’s footballs sucks ass but at least it doesn’t cheat like Nelson and their hill billy mofos taking illegal substances for boosts (laugh emoji)

“Yo, you go to V.R. Eaton High School?”

“Damn you must be hill billy white and fugly.”

by fjdjdjdkfi111 June 4, 2022

The Dorris-Eaton School

the best school ever.

The Dorris-Eaton School just is.

by __________________. October 27, 2022

Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

Brianna Eaton

Brianna is a girl that is very passionate with everything she does. Many guys love her and she is very attractive. She is very shy around people she doesn't know well but shes crazy with her best of friends. Shes very weird or goofy and can be annoying but that's part of the package shes lovable but weird in the same package.

Eli: Dont you just love Brianna Eaton

Dannie: Ya shes pretty cool
Staisy: ya shes the best friend ever

by Callie Fla May 23, 2018

Michael eaton

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”

I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy

by Wacky bozo January 28, 2022

Dorris-Eaton

hell

the school/hell dorris-eaton ruins lives

by I_am_the_first_Tequila March 24, 2025