Unintentional eavesdropping

The act of overhearing co-workers talking through a wall. No sneaking needed, just sit back in your chair and listen.

Jim: So the rumor around the office is that Steve is getting layed off.

Joe: Where'd you hear that?

Jim: Oh just through the wall during my daily "Unintentional Eavesdropping" break.

by jaykid345 January 7, 2010

elliot eades

Elliot eades is an absolute cunt and is the type of person who would get drunk at a party to the point where he is an absolute mess. elliot would also never be willing to give lifts as he is a self-centred arrogant twat.

elliot eades can suck my massive clundge

by deccymassivedick October 18, 2016

Eamus Catuli

Latin for "Let's Go Cubs". It can be found on a sign outside of Wrigley Field.

"Have you seen the sign at Wrigley Field that says Eamus Catuli?

by Jay-B (Jake Burgess) January 13, 2008

Mr. Eaves

Chris's booty butt

Look Guys! His Mr. Eaves is showing!

by mungdiver August 12, 2014

Emese

A stunning and beautiful best friend. She is Dobby and a fuckin twat but she is my best friend!

Rosie ~ Omg is that Emese over there!
Chloe ~ Yeah it is!
Rosie ~ She is so stunning i wish i could be that stunning
Chloe ~ Yeah same!

by Gollum December 6, 2018

eavesbomber

When two or three people are having a conversation, and another person comes over after eavesdropping and puts their two cents in. Usually this person is completely wrong and is just striving for attention, but annoying nonetheless.

Person1: Did you here what happened to Mary last night?
Person2: Yeah! I can't believe she...
Person3: (Comes over) I can't believe she had sex with him!
Person1: What!? She got a weird call from this guy in our class.
Person2: Seriously, who are you kid?
Person1: Yeah, WTF? You eavesbomber.
Person2: Just GTFO... Go home...
Person1: Kids these days...
Person3: (Walks away sad)

by Cow on a Sub June 9, 2009

Eavesbooking

When you read, or follow, a conversation between two others on a social networking site without their knowledge and without playing any role in the conversation.

Cecil: Do you know if Mac is going to the dance?
Paddy: No, he was out on Thursday with Latisha and he broke his foot.
Cecil: How did that happen?
Paddy: Oh, I'm not sure, I was eavesbooking and saw him telling Lance that he had to see Dr.Strangelove with his broken foot from Thursday nights drinking session with Latish.
Cecil: Good, I don't really like him anyway

by Dr.Strangelike April 17, 2010