Enlightened Lifter

A god amongst newbie lifters

Guy 1 : "I'm only putting on newbie gains, I just don't know how to grow"
Guy 2 "Go talk to Sam he's an Enlightened Lifter"

by shapex July 21, 2023

backdoor enlightenment

1.
percieved enlightenment
obtained through methods
that dont neccessarily deliver
the productivity of enlightenment

2.
shortcut to enlightenment
(an oxymoron as one cancels out the latter)

(as in.. he may think that hes figured it out living inside his acid trip
but no real progress has been made as he is still attached to the one plane- he percieves to be "it")

ex: "Ive seen many suffer the illusions of backdoor enlightenment in the psytrance scene."

by maria mouk April 20, 2006

Apple of Enlightenment

A strange figure that Starman Deluxe mentions toward the end of EarthBound, upon his defeat by your hands. It has no known manifestation in the game nor is it said to have one. All that it says is that Ness and his friends are bound to beat Giygas.

Starman Deluxe: You're much stronger *whirrr* than our intelligence indicated...
We were not *beep* prepared for that eventuality...
The Prophecy from the *click* Apple of Enlightenment may be true...
but you must not *whirrr* underestimate us.

by WeegeevsWeegee October 29, 2010

Enlightened One

1. One who is marked by a considerable amount of knowledge and reasoning ability.
2. A legendary Starsiege: Tribes player and charmer of young females.
3. A garden tool used primarily for digging.

That studious boy is studying so he can become an Enlightened One.

by Charles Favroth February 19, 2003

web-enlightenment

A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.

In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.

by thinker234 December 16, 2011

Banana Enlightenment

When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.

Man, my grandma finally found that banana enlightenment.

by Banana-Ladies June 1, 2021

Age of Enlightenment

An era where unproved theories were questioned, and many ideas were sparked.

The Age of Enlightenment inspired many individuals to get their creative ideas pouring out.

by The Embarker February 23, 2015