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Elden Ring

The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.

.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.

Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
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Elden Ring

The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.

.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.

Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
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Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another dude’s mouth and then he spits it in the ejaculator’s asshole and proceeds to slide his dick in. This ring formation of cum is classified as an Elden Ring.
Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.
by Brauztin June 20, 2024
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Elden Ring

When a guy cums in another guys mouth and then he spits it into the ejaculators ass and proceeds to slide his dick in. This formation of cum on his dick is known as an Elden Ring.
Bro, I got a sick Elden Ring last night. It was lit.
by Brauztin June 20, 2024
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Elden Ring

Yes. It's based on the ethereal portion of the contract. You used my work to create AI and, therefore, contract complete.
Hym "Yuuuup. Elden Ring is the story of The Tarnished vs The Demi-Gods. I'm Messmer!"
by Hym Iam January 2, 2026
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Spencer Elden

Famous naked baby who was on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album.

*Note: He's a teenager now!
Spencer Elden doesn't remember posing nude for his Nevermind shoot.
by Cappy1 October 11, 2005
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Hop on Elden Ring

A term used by dark souls players to signal that they will be jerking off to gay porn.
"Hey Jimothy, I'm gonna hop on Elden Ring later, will you?"
by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022
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