Embro

A tall skinny person who usually dresses emo and listens to emo music but still smokes pot and hangs out with all the surfer skaters and talks like a bro

"Dude did you ever realize Andrew Hansen is a total Embro?"
"Actually, I was wondering why his myspace song is by the chiodos and there are cuts on his wrists, that makes sense andrew hansen is a total embro."

by Guibro January 27, 2008

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eibro

A large wooden phallus.

Come over here and suck the sweet juice from my eibroaaar.

by James August 23, 2004

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ECBRO • embro • elbro • ebro • ebrow • embroidery • embroidry • EABRO • ebroji • ebrok

ebroticon

An emoticon used in an email or text between two bros.

CAUTION: This is only appropriate in the most rare of circumstances.

Dude! I heard the good news. Congrats to you and Christine! I can't believe you're a dad! :) ebroticon

by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

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ebroji

Combination of "emoji" and "bro," describing the extremely small subset of emoji that it is OK to use in texts or emails between two bros.

Acceptable ebroji: 🏀 🏈 👊

Unacceptable ebroji: 🌱 🌲 🌳 🌴 🌵 🌷 🌸 🌹 🌺 🌻 🌼 💐 🌾 🌿 🍀 🍁 🍂 🍃 🍄 🌰🐀 🐁 🐭 🐹 🐂 🐃 🐄 🐮 🐅 🐆 🐯 🐇 🐰 🐈 🐱 🐎 🐴 🐏 🐑 🐐 🐓 🐔 🐤 🐣 🐥 🐦 🐧 🐘 🐪 🐫 🐗 🐖 🐷 🐽 🐕 🐩 🐶 🐺 🐻 🐨 🐼 🐵 🙈 🙉 🙊 🐒 🐉 🐲 🐊 🐍 🐢 🐸 🐋 🐳 🐬 🐙 🐟 🐠 🐡 🐚 🐌 🐛 🐜 🐝 🐞 🐾

by Ae5Ea8 April 14, 2015

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Ebronics

An offshoot of the English language used by bros, in which

1. normal words (potato) are slightly altered (brotato) to be used as a term of endearment for one's bros or

2. to serve as descriptor words for the complicated bro relationship.

The following would be examples of Ebronics:

1. "What's up brometheus? You wanna go get some drinks?"

2. "Just because we spend all our time together doesn't mean we're gay; we're bromosexuals."

by thezirk May 4, 2011

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