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national eat ass day

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .
"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"
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I eat ass.

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu
"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "
by The Allapaca August 15, 2016
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Ski Fast, Eat Ass

"Ski Fast, Eat ass" is a phrase used to hype up others about having a good time on a ski hill and living life past the edge of ones comfort zone. Both in the snow and in the bedroom. The saying is most effective when yelled while on a lift with a preferred alcoholic beverage in hand. "Ski Fast, Eat Ass" originated in Bozeman Montana- mainly on the slopes of Bridger Bowl as a form of greeting by some blonde college guy.
"What are you up to this weekend, any plans?"
"Yeah I am going up to the mountain with some friends!"
"Sweet! Ski Fast, Eat ass!"
by Buffpeen December 13, 2022
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i eat ass

a way of saying that you would eat a specific persons anus for sexual desires
by Juice gucci mane vert May 23, 2016
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Ride fast eat ass

when you ride fast on your bicycle to your side chicks house and just nom nom nom on dat ass
kevin: bro where you at

chad: im bout to go to go ride fast eat ass
kevin: ooh you go bro
by coochiecloutlord November 23, 2018
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Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
by PoonisHead December 4, 2020
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Don't eat ass in the halls

The #1 rule in schools
Remember kids, don't eat ass in the halls, or else you'll end up like me
by SRD65 January 29, 2022
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