Dweef

Dick Fart similar to a queef.

That guy smells like a dweef

by dweefer January 6, 2011

Dudeface

When a female has a face that looks freakishly masculine.

"Hey Paul, check out that fine-ass honey at the bar." (girl turns toward her admirers) "Oh...dudeface! Never mind, she looks just like your brother Steven..."

by J-Dub Crash December 13, 2009

dueff

like a queff, but out of your penis. A sudden rush of air that flows out of the tip.

dude...wat was that noise? ohh sorry dude...I just dueffed. It felt good.

by ...person... May 12, 2009

duelfishness

The feeling of being to fish

I feel duelfishness

by Deadlypanda89 October 23, 2017

Deef & Doorfus

It's another phrase for dumb and dumber, or like the blind leading the blind.

Way to go Deef & Doorfus

by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020

Deefacks Shit

Noun; strong interjective, usually referencing child protective services in the state of Georgia, which is under the Department of Family and Children Services. (DFACS). Often invoked in conversation during heated moments or as a sign of great disdain in which a parent has demonstrated ineptitude in regards to be a basic provider for their children.

Chuckford: "I can't believe my mom sent me to school as a kid wearing those potato sacks on my feet."

Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."

Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Deefwater

Soggy poo mixed in toilet water

"Bruh someone left they deefwater in the toilet."

by Freedoman September 7, 2022