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Nookie Duster

Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.
Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"

Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"

Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"
by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013
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Dubstepping

The weird ass little dance you do when you listen to Dubstep, and some other forms of party music.
Guy 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing?

Guy 2; I'm Dubstepping bro, lay off.
by MC Paraplegic January 17, 2011
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dubstep blueballs

In a song (genre dubstep) there is no drop and there for you anticipate a drop yet none will come
Dude that song gave me dubstep blueballs
by yolobizzil May 23, 2014
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Dubstep Wank

Wanking while listening to dubstep, preferably while watching porn.
1. Hey are you listening to dubstep? yeh I'm having a dubstep wank now piss off.
by ManlyFriedEgg January 19, 2011
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brain duster

A strike with the hand, usually the palm, against the back of someone's head. It is used to get the attention of the victim, especially for disciplinary purposes.
When properly executed, a brain duster causes no damage and little to no lasting pain, but does immediately capture the target's attention.
The boy was throwing a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store, so his mother gave him a brain duster and told him to behave.
by katboh October 12, 2005
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cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.
'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'
by Swift January 7, 2005
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dubstep

Dubstep - Dubstep is music centred around bass.

It draws on many musical influences. Such influences include, dub, reggae, d'n'b, jungle, UK garage, grime, techno and IDM.

Usually around 140bpm in tempo, the unifying sounds within dubstep are always bass and sub-bass.

The music ranges in style from melodious instrumentals to dark, techy and distorted numbers.

Many UK grime mc's also mc over dubstep tracks, although grime and dubstep should not be confused.

Dubstep is usually mellow and generally has a well paced structure to each song. Grime beats are generally more disjointed, the overall production level being grittier than that in dubstep.
Several dubstep producers, labels and radios etc - D.D.S, Nex Level Records, Hench, SubFM etc
by uk pat January 16, 2008
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