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Duante's Finger

The act of moistening one's finger in a beer of there choice, and inserting it into another's ear canal without any consideration for the other.
Sentence:
At Fruddruckers Tito got Wil with a Duante's Finger b/c he was the first to get his beer.
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This is the kind of thing to do at a fuddruckers when you are the first to grab your beer and your friends still wait in line. You can be an ass if you get the first beer, b/c they don't have one yet to return the PAIN (aka Daunte's Finger).
by HuntR July 29, 2008
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darter

A person who uses a rope dart
John is a rope darter
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Joe durtee

When a man performs fellatio on a homeless man that hasn’t showered in months then he takes the load in his mouth and uses a big gulp straw to blow it in the homeless mans ass and gets cum farted all over his face
Hey bro did you just joe durtee that bum behind the circle k?
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durate

durate or "to durate" is a verb which simply means to calculate or measure the duration of an event.
I durated my computer's boot. Boottime was about 20 seconds.
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duante

A total chode; a complete waste of space. An unhinged and/or irrational person.
OMG did you hear that dude at the bar talking about his hat? What a duante!
by LuciferLightbringer July 6, 2017
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durteemare

A growing trend in the fetish world. It's when a man has intercourse with a female... in this case "horsey style" and the female urinates on the male.
Either Sally needed to go to the bathroom or she's getting kinky, last night she pulled a durteemare on me!
by Fetish Guru April 8, 2011
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butt darter

When someone drives so close to your bumper they are trying to dart up your cars rear.
The guy driving on my ass is a butt darter.
by Buglady September 8, 2005
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