sun dried cherry popper

After a man takes a shit then leaves a long terd out in the sun to dry and harden. He then wraps it in a condom and fucks a girl with it.

One day after taking a massive shit, Derek Sheldon began to feel horny. He then made a sun dried cherry popper and later did his girl with it.

by dad adib November 12, 2010

freeze dried whackaloon

From the yaya, meaning completely nutso, wacko, psycho person.

Stay away from her - she's a freeze dried whackaloon!!

by fedup June 24, 2003

dried fruit

Large variety of dried fruit items can be mixed together or eaten separately Full of fiber and very healthy.

She had to eat a lot of dried fruit on her diet.

She loves to eat dried apricots.

by Lee Ryder March 5, 2009

Dried up lake

An elderly woman whose vagina can no longer self lubricate itself.

"My dicks all shaffed from Gardenry Margrets dried up lake"

by Gardenry Margret December 4, 2011

Sun Dried Tomato

Usually found in the over 40's woman who has spent way too much time sunbathing nude and or pole dancing. Their vj or vagina as it is commonly called becomes old and resembles that of the sun dried tomato.

Man I love to fuck an older woman's sun dried tomato

Did you see the old vagina on that woman? Oh that thing, it's just her sun dried tomato

by Milo43 September 12, 2010

dierdre

The fucking queen bitch of the world everybody is her subjects

Dierdre is the queen B

by The fab one April 14, 2015

Dried out

slang for sayin when you are all out of something.

Joe: u got any weed

John: naw man im dried out

by kbreezy112 August 7, 2011