dread merchant

A person who makes a living by predicting disasters and worst-case scenarios.

Guy1: What's the news, man?

Guy2: Bird Flu, terrorists, hurricanes, global warming, the price of gasoline and natural gas and electricity skyrocketing, death toll in Iraq . . .

Guy1: Boy, the dread merchants are busy lately!

by JRob November 7, 2005

dread mohawka

It's when a human breaks out in assholes and shits himself to death

Quick! Take Daniel to the hospital I think he has dread mohawka

by Micahfishes October 16, 2013

Burn my Dread

The song that plays when a depressed protagonist stares out of a train's window, but also a typo because it's actually spelled "Burn my Bread"

"Burn my Dread"
"DuDe Is ThAt A pErSoNa ReFeReNcE????!?!?"

by Mustard Boy June 3, 2021

v-dreads

dreads locks on a vagina.
LMAO!!

Casey Heyls "v-dreads" are 3 inches long

by olivia YIPPY! January 19, 2008

Ass-dreads

The condition experienced by tradesmen e.g. electricians, whose constant bending, climbing ladders etc, combined with an overly hairy butt area leads to a mass of matted hair around the ring piece and cheeks. Can lead to problems with poop clinging them, becoming a 'rectal rasta'

"Dude, did you see Willy's ass-dreads poking out of his raggedy tracky bottoms?"

"Yeah I know, they are gross, I think he has to get his Mrs to trim them"

by Dr Boswell January 10, 2009

Dreadgut

The sinking, uncomfortable feeling you get in your stomach before having to do something you've been dreading.

Sergio suffered a gnawing case of dreadgut the day he had to appear in court.

by NJ Nailbunny February 12, 2009

dread mahocus

An imaginary disease in which the sufferer breaks out in little assholes. The term can be used either for either a general illness or an illness specific to a certain kind of person.

"It's not Sarah Palin's fault. She has the dread mahocus."

by daisyk January 29, 2010