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Downtown Kalamazoo 

A pretty chill City with WMU and K college... and a SHIT TON OF BARS. Great place for a "Beercation". Watch out for homeless people and drunk students. Living here isn't for everyone. People here are pretty friendly, just stay out of the ghetto areas. Lots of business, lots of women, lots of students, and plenty of beer and pot to go around.

YES! There really is a Kalamazoo
Aaron: "Hey man, lets go bar hopping in Downtown Kalamazoo and get fucked up."
Cameron: "Alright man, lets smoke this bowl first"
Aaron: "Word"
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downtown whore

downtown whore a whore who spends her time downtown looking for sex and propositioning men for sex
judy sue is a downtown whore who likes to spend her time downtown propositioning men for sex
downtown whore by littlejimmie June 10, 2019

The Express Bus Downtown 

When someone with a perverted mind misconstrues something to be DIRTY, automatically. (DOWNTOWN alludes to nether regions)
"When i said it felt moist in here, she began to chuckle. Damn, that girl is always on the express bus downtown."

downtown Chicago 

excellent, superb, the cut above
"good job boys! this place looks like downtown Chicago now!"
downtown Chicago by George Kotyck November 9, 2003

Downtonian 

One who watches downton abbey
"You watch downton abbey too?"
"Yeah i'm such a downtonian!"
Downtonian by Blueforest October 2, 2012

downtown bonanza 

A person's private area, coined by Dane Cook.
Dane Cook: ".. the first time you're gonna see the other person's downtown bonanza. And so you check it out and you hope that it's nice, and I'm happy to say she had a nice situation."
downtown bonanza by euroboy December 28, 2005

downtown bitch 

1. A particularly nasty, dirty, doped-out hooker. This is not your average prostitute. Ex. A cum-guzzling, crack-out whore with to much eye makeup, cum stains in her panties and ripped nylons.
2. The complete opposite of the "uptown girl"

3. Can also refer to a female of an ethnic minority from downtown or the wrong side of the tracks.
"Even if I was in the market for a hooker, I wouldn't get me no downtown bitch."