A guy who does not know how to act around girls. He constantly makes rude comments that don't fully classify him as a "douche," but take him out of the running for being an all-around great guy. A douchschmuck is the most frustrating form of a douche because he needs his own classification.
He's such a douchschmuck!
by martinichikas March 9, 2010
Get the douchschmuck mug.Signage, decoration, or other paraphernalia added to one's identifying possession(s), such as a vehicle, which the owner thinks makes them look cool but, in reality, just announces to the world that they are a douchebag.
Did you see all the doucheswag on that truck? Dangly truck-balls, blinding LED accent lights, and a "suck-on-this" bumper sticker to boot!
by alexk81 September 29, 2019
Get the doucheswag mug.Related Words
a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound retarded, use with caution.
John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.
by halfamind April 15, 2006
Get the douchesickle mug.A distinct realm or level of douchbaggery.
When comparing douchebags, one can associate a given douchebag in a douchasphere.
When comparing douchebags, one can associate a given douchebag in a douchasphere.
Kevin exists within a douchasphere of his own.
by Benny Blum November 12, 2007
Get the Douchasphere mug.by MaryMack March 14, 2010
Get the Bag of Douches mug.by shmelenix October 24, 2009
Get the Douches Wild mug.A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.
Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.
by CrownStrawberry June 25, 2015
Get the douchasserk rainbow mug.